Valley Girls aren't just in California
*Copyright c 1982 Munchkin Music Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl In a clothing store. Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl And there is no cure.* By RON ALEXANDER LIKE, ohmigod, the only way you might not have noticed the phenomenon that is the Valley Girls (which would be, you know, a really beige thing to admit) is: 1. If you're like a space cadet or an airhead; 2. If you haven't been hanging out at shopping centers; 3. If you have been paying more attention to the price of miniskirts and ruffled blouses than to who's wiggling into them for nonstop tryons at tubular, awesome places like Bloomingdale's or Fiorucci's; 4. If you've been into your Sony Walkman so totally to the max that you haven't even like heard a syllable of Val-Speak; 5. If you've been out of the country all summer to some grody place like the moon.