DEAR DOCTOR, DO YOU HAVE A CURE FOR A ARTBURN?
By Grace Glueck
People sometimes have problems in living with art, problems that peer pressure makes them reluctant to acknowledge or discuss. Newspaper ''advice'' columns offer help in such matters as love, money, employment, gardening and home repair, but they have overlooked the needs of the artlorn, those who crave support in coping with the emotional demands made on them by painting, sculpture, and more esoteric manifestations. To remedy this lack, a distinguished psychiartrist, Dr. Les Fauves, author of ''Kunst Without Angst,'' has turned his attention to their difficulties in a new column, ''Advice to the Artlorn.'' Dear Dr. Les: Our Labrador retriever, Dada, keeps bringing home paintings, but we don't know where he gets them. In recent months he has dragged into the house a Keith Haring, a Jean-Michel Basquiat, and a canvas by Futura 2000. Our local museum says it is not missing anything, and there is no one else in the neighborhood who would have such stuff. We have tried following him to see where he gets it, but he always manages to give us the slip. Should we encourage him?