The Baffling Trash Pickup Plan
J. J. Stitt was on vacation and sticking close to home, which was just as well. He could use all the time he could spare to try to decipher the new garbage schedule. "Oh, man, it's unreal," he said. "People are putting the cans out, and it's the wrong day. They're putting out regular garbage and they should be putting out twigs; twigs when they should be putting out garbage. It's all so screwed up."