Eye on the Prize, Foot in the Mouth
Frank Capra, whose "It Happened One Night" swept the major Academy Awards for 1934, thought the Oscars were a great public relations gimmick, "the most wonderful thing that has ever been thought of for advertising." Marlene Dietrich, who was never nominated, scoffed that "the awarding of Oscars is one of the greatest frauds of the century." She held a special contempt for what she called "the Deathbed Award," in which the academy makes up for decades of neglect by giving an honorary Oscar at the last possible minute. When you get one of those, she said, "that's how you know you're dying." (Tasteless, but true. Last year's honorary lifetime award winner, Satyajit Ray, actually accepted from the hospital bed where he died just three weeks later.)