Don't Touch 'Play'! It Could Be Fatal
This American remake of a famous Japanese suspense film is about an urban legend that has come to life: whenever a mysterious, unlabeled videotape is run, its unlucky viewer gets a phone call just after seeing it. The voice on the other end of the phone says simply, "Seven days." It's how long the viewer has to live, and the corpse looks like something out of a Francis Bacon daydream. When her niece dies after seeing the videotape, Rachel (Naomi Watts), a Seattle reporter, decides to investigate the rumors. She watches the freakout tape, complete with suffering animals and static-ridden flash cuts. Much of what follows consists of closeups of the clues that Rachel, desperate to stay alive, sifts through to solve the mystery. But while impressively made, this impassive and cold feature fails, in a spectacular fashion, to deliver the thrills. — Elvis Mitchell