Bengals Reach the Bottom, And They Keep Getting Worse
The jokes are now as frequent and bruising as the defeats. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Where do you go in case of a tornado? Paul Brown Stadium. They never get a touchdown there. Why doesn't Dayton have a professional football team? Because Cincinnati would want one. There may not be a more inept franchise in all of professional sports than the Cincinnati Bengals, the only team in the National Football League that has yet to win this season. The Bengals have started 0-6 for the second time in three years, and, in a league designed for parity, are the only team apart from the expansion Houston Texans not to reach the playoffs since 1990. The weekly suspense is not whether the Bengals will win, but whether their affable coach, Dick LeBeau, will keep his job.