Fall, and the Smell of Frying Fat Is in the Air
By Robert Lipsyte
THE caravan of grease, bad music and funky fibers winds through all the boroughs, like the Marathon, but sometimes I feel as though it is following me, clogging my streets with vans from Connecticut, choking my air with the stink of last week's sausages. There are people who love street fairs, although I'm sure I've never hugged one, people who think that street fairs are a small price to pay for easy access to 20-pound sweaters, Barbie stickers, natural fruit shakes, tube sox, contact lens supplies, Farberware and the sounds of groups with names like Native Intelligence and the Andes Mountain Boys. It's street-fair season, and you hear the music even before you smell the frying fat or see the banner for the Avenue E Educational Charities Recycling Alliance's Harvest Festival. The music may sound unmelodic, but it is also arrhythmic, performed by five chunky, jolly men who are mostly blowing into wooden pipes carved by the gnarled hands of rain-forest craftsmen whose wives and daughters knitted the bulky sweaters being sold one block north. The musicians obviously have an agent, a producer and a contract, because another gnarled hand is waving a CD of their greatest hits, not including the one I imagine, "Dreamers of the Corn," a love song in which a Long Island couple at a West Side street fair are spattered by rancid boiling butter from a $2 roasted ear and in the process of cleaning their weekend black motorcycle jackets find out who they really are, suburbanites who should just stay home.